Me_And_My_Monkey 4:44 Tue Jul 14
Colonoscopy
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Senna and Picolax to look forward over the next 24hrs before an intimate date with a doctor. :-(
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Coffee
4:46 Tue Jul 14
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Some things really don't belong on here.
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w4hammer
4:48 Tue Jul 14
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he would type a response but he's in a bit of a ru....
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Coffee
4:49 Tue Jul 14
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Oh shit.
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Northern Sold
4:51 Tue Jul 14
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Is this where they shove a camera up your arse??
RONNIE!! RON!! RONNIE!! THIS THREAD IS FOR YOU SON ....
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eusebiovic
4:52 Tue Jul 14
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The aftermath of the procedure guarantees some truly spectacular duvet-lifting farts...
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Takashi Miike
4:53 Tue Jul 14
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try and enjoy it :.)
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WHOicidal Maniac
4:54 Tue Jul 14
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Good luck mate, remember...it doesn't make you gay if you like it.
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Me_And_My_Monkey
5:03 Tue Jul 14
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Do I get a 3-D photo I can put on Facebook?
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cholo
5:04 Tue Jul 14
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Many years ago I used to make the tiny lenses for colonoscopes, they were a right BUGGER to polish.
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Grumpster
5:09 Tue Jul 14
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I quite enjoyed it.
16 hour lager session followed by a curry the day before and then played football in the morning to jiggle it all around before going to Old Church hospital.
3 women doing it and I made the mistake of asking to face the TV screen to watch as I was interested.
Red face as they were nudging the camera through the mounds of diarrhea desperate to escape my arse and 9 minutes later after injecting all my farmers, I was farting like a trooper in their faces as it pumps air inside you while it goes along until you have no choice.
Marvellous the poor sods.
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Far Cough
5:10 Tue Jul 14
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Had it done both ends a couple of months ago, beware the Picolax and make sure you're always near the khazi
Enjoy
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Grumpster
5:18 Tue Jul 14
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Arse is a doddle compared to the throat and nose cough.
Hopefully never have that pleasure, as watching my dad have it after his heart attacks was fucking grim viewing indeed.
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Far Cough
5:20 Tue Jul 14
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Grumps, funnily enough it was the other way round for me, mouth ok but the arse gave me horrible cramps because of the air they pump in
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El Scorchio
5:22 Tue Jul 14
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Picolax
*shudders*
As someone's said- make NO plans that involve going more than 10 feet from a toilet the day you use that fucking stuff.
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Grumpster
5:28 Tue Jul 14
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I'm used to having a sore arse because of my healthy diet(!!!), but the gagging thing with the throat looked crap.
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dfed22
5:46 Tue Jul 14
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I didn't have any after effects, but yah, the night before...not looking forward to doing it again.
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chim chim cha boo
7:23 Tue Jul 14
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It's amazing how much shit the human body can put up with.
The first time I had an endoscopy (camera down the throat) I thought it was the most dreadful thing that had ever happened to me. By the third or fourth it hardly bothered me at all.
About a year ago I had a doctor's finger up my bum and I nearly hit the roof as it was the first time anything had entered from that direction. I had to try and put suppositories up there and it made me feel sick. After about 3 days I could almost do it in my sleep.
I've always had an aversion to needles but when my blood didn't clot properly I had to inject myself with a hypodermic needle full of Heparon. Now if I need an injection I take it off the nurse and do it myself.
What most people forget is that by the time you're having to do this you've been in discomfort for a while so you can get yourself motivated to try and get better.
Like I say, we've got a great capacity to put up with medical shit. We endure.
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TeVaz
9:53 Tue Jul 14
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Pocolax made me projectile vomit . Had quite a few colonoscopies due to colon cancer but it's nothing compared to having tubes stuck down your nose , down your throat to the Stomache . Nurse said if I didn't have it I could die as I was vomiting black bile . It was so painful / uncomfortable I told her I'd rather die and made her take it out !
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chad sexington
10:54 Tue Jul 14
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Got my meeting in August. A little particularly troublesome case of farmers (well one) causing grief. Don't know what to expect but proper scared. Eaten nothing but fruit and veg and nuts for 6 weeks and still fucking agony some days
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